Friday, 1 April 2011

Round 17: Panda vs. Q?

As stated in the comments (by Thatoneguy and GodsSin), it was no surprise that the cuteness of Panda overwhelmed Noodles. It was a tighter margin than I imagined; 8 votes to 13.

But it wasn't all cuddly noodle munching. Kung Fu was involved and even from the bell-ring, Panda was a fiesty contender...


Aaron M. Gipson said...
Noodles: "HA! Bears don't eat noodles! Your mama is a triflin' hootchie and loves to gaze upon my stringy goodness. Punk."

Panda: "Actually I am an overgrown member of the same Family that includes raccoons...which will eat pretty much anything."

Noodles: "GULP!"

Panda: "My thoughts exactly. C'mere Mr. Lo Mein, you and I have a date to keep with a wok and some fish sauce!"

Panda Wins
31 March 2011 14:55


Which 'Q' should Panda face? Well, back in the first 'Round Up' post, Lost.in.Idaho wanted it to be Queen, with freshly dug up Zombie Freddie Mercury, so why not?
What the....

Vs.

Queen
 Image sourced through creative commons search - result at http://t2.gstatic.com/images
Back in the '70's they knew how to produce classy band merchandise.

Vote your fingers off!
Panda or Queen - in your comment.
Posted by Alphabeta at 11:51

24 comments:

  1. The Angry Lurker1 April 2011 at 12:00

    Just for the fat bottomed girls i'll go with Queen.

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  2. Astronomy Pirate1 April 2011 at 12:09

    Seems to some HTML formatting errors? Anyways, lyrics time:

    Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
    Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
    You got mud on yo’ face
    You big disgrace
    Kickin’ your can all over the place

    We will we will rock you
    We will we will rock you

    Panda's might try some cute stuff, but they got nothing on the champions of the world.

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  3. Alphabeta1 April 2011 at 12:40

    Thanks Astronomy Pirate - I was waiting for a HTML comment ; ] Sorted now.

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  4. Jay1 April 2011 at 13:11

    The Awesome of Queen > The Cute of Panda.

    Sorry Panda. :(

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  5. Unknown1 April 2011 at 13:50

    Zombie Freddie Mercury is just Stone Cold Crazy.

    He used to be a Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, but now he's a Killer Queen.

    Freddie only has One Vision, and that is to destroy the panda.

    After a brief Seaside Rendevous with his old fans, Freddie decides The Show Must Go On, and begins to attack the panda.

    Fur flies everywhere, and Another One Bites The Dust.

    I vote Queen. They are The Princes of the Universe.

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  6. elexerdelex1 April 2011 at 14:12

    Queen will win,

    then sing:

    ''And another one, another one, another one bits the dust...''

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  7. Everyday Normal Guy1 April 2011 at 15:16

    Queen wins by the power of millions of fairys.

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  8. Aaron M. Gipson1 April 2011 at 15:23

    The Panda does not even bother looking up from his bamboo shoot and fish sauce lo mein at the approaching throng. He simply reaches into this satchel next to him, pulls out a Maxim magazine and lobs it at the venerable super group.

    "Ew ew EEEWW!" Screams Zombie Freddy Mercury as he turns and runs in a blind panic. Along with Brian May who turns to him and says "Did you see those SHOES that cover girl was wearing?!"

    The advance of the other two band members was halted when panda tossed them a Blu-Ray copy of the entire 1st season of Will and Grace which they snuggled close together on a couch and watched with a bowl of popcorn.

    Panda Wins...

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  9. D41 April 2011 at 16:00

    Queeeeeeen are the champions, my frieeeends, and theyyyy will beat panda, in the ennnnnnnd

    (Bum Bum BumBUMMMM)

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  10. Unknown1 April 2011 at 16:06

    Definitely Panda... I mean I love Queen and all but pandas are so cute.

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  11. Cpt Pownzor1 April 2011 at 16:20

    lol that is classy merchandise I love queen.

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  12. duffboi1 April 2011 at 16:48

    this is kind of tough. I think I will go with..... panda

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  13. SOMS1 April 2011 at 17:18

    Panda obviously!

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  14. Unknown1 April 2011 at 19:37

    and next
    Q from star trek :3

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  15. Zippy1 April 2011 at 21:14

    At first I thought Queen would win, because anything is more awesome when it's flaming, but they were no match for the Panda.

    In the game Rock Paper Scissors Panda Queen, Panda poops on Queen.

    [X] Panda
    [ ] Queen

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  16. T. Banacek1 April 2011 at 21:26

    Queen! Dammit, elexerdelex stole my quote!

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  17. Biff Tanner1 April 2011 at 23:00

    Panda wins!

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  18. Malkavian2 April 2011 at 00:31

    QUEEN ROCKS QUEEN RULZ QUEEN WINS

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  19. G2 April 2011 at 00:46

    ...Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, Gelatine
    Dynamite with a laser beam
    Guaranteed to blow your mind

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  20. Anonymous2 April 2011 at 01:08

    I think Queen will win

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  21. Pago2 April 2011 at 03:45

    Freddy Mercury will probably rape the Panda. Queen Wins!

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  22. Unknown2 April 2011 at 05:06

    For R, I'm worried it's going to be Richard Simmons. Who better to go up against him than FAAABULOUS Freddie? I vote [X] for Queen, just because I think Brian May's guitar solos would rupture the poor panda's eardrums....

    Or maybe R will be "arrrrrrrrrr" from the droves of Pirates, ready and willing to take all challengers? We will see soon enough.

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  23. skinned sheep2 April 2011 at 07:57

    noodles. oh wait..

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  24. Alphabeta2 April 2011 at 10:06

    Poll booths are closed for this election!

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