Friday, 1 April 2011

Round 17: Panda vs. Q?

As stated in the comments (by Thatoneguy and GodsSin), it was no surprise that the cuteness of Panda overwhelmed Noodles. It was a tighter margin than I imagined; 8 votes to 13.

But it wasn't all cuddly noodle munching. Kung Fu was involved and even from the bell-ring, Panda was a fiesty contender...

Noodles: "HA! Bears don't eat noodles! Your mama is a triflin' hootchie and loves to gaze upon my stringy goodness. Punk."

Panda: "Actually I am an overgrown member of the same Family that includes raccoons...which will eat pretty much anything."

Noodles: "GULP!"

Panda: "My thoughts exactly. C'mere Mr. Lo Mein, you and I have a date to keep with a wok and some fish sauce!"

Panda Wins


  1. Just for the fat bottomed girls i'll go with Queen.

  2. Seems to some HTML formatting errors? Anyways, lyrics time:

    Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
    Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
    You got mud on yo’ face
    You big disgrace
    Kickin’ your can all over the place

    We will we will rock you
    We will we will rock you

    Panda's might try some cute stuff, but they got nothing on the champions of the world.

  3. Thanks Astronomy Pirate - I was waiting for a HTML comment ; ] Sorted now.

  4. The Awesome of Queen > The Cute of Panda.

    Sorry Panda. :(

  5. Zombie Freddie Mercury is just Stone Cold Crazy.

    He used to be a Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, but now he's a Killer Queen.

    Freddie only has One Vision, and that is to destroy the panda.

    After a brief Seaside Rendevous with his old fans, Freddie decides The Show Must Go On, and begins to attack the panda.

    Fur flies everywhere, and Another One Bites The Dust.

    I vote Queen. They are The Princes of the Universe.

  6. Queen will win,

    then sing:

    ''And another one, another one, another one bits the dust...''

  7. Queen wins by the power of millions of fairys.

  8. The Panda does not even bother looking up from his bamboo shoot and fish sauce lo mein at the approaching throng. He simply reaches into this satchel next to him, pulls out a Maxim magazine and lobs it at the venerable super group.

    "Ew ew EEEWW!" Screams Zombie Freddy Mercury as he turns and runs in a blind panic. Along with Brian May who turns to him and says "Did you see those SHOES that cover girl was wearing?!"

    The advance of the other two band members was halted when panda tossed them a Blu-Ray copy of the entire 1st season of Will and Grace which they snuggled close together on a couch and watched with a bowl of popcorn.

    Panda Wins...

  9. Queeeeeeen are the champions, my frieeeends, and theyyyy will beat panda, in the ennnnnnnd

    (Bum Bum BumBUMMMM)

  10. Definitely Panda... I mean I love Queen and all but pandas are so cute.

  11. lol that is classy merchandise I love queen.

  12. this is kind of tough. I think I will go with..... panda

  13. Your work on this blog is great! keep it up!

  14. At first I thought Queen would win, because anything is more awesome when it's flaming, but they were no match for the Panda.

    In the game Rock Paper Scissors Panda Queen, Panda poops on Queen.

    [X] Panda
    [ ] Queen

  15. Queen! Dammit, elexerdelex stole my quote!


  17. ...Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, Gelatine
    Dynamite with a laser beam
    Guaranteed to blow your mind

  18. Freddy Mercury will probably rape the Panda. Queen Wins!

  19. For R, I'm worried it's going to be Richard Simmons. Who better to go up against him than FAAABULOUS Freddie? I vote [X] for Queen, just because I think Brian May's guitar solos would rupture the poor panda's eardrums....

    Or maybe R will be "arrrrrrrrrr" from the droves of Pirates, ready and willing to take all challengers? We will see soon enough.

  20. Poll booths are closed for this election!


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