Thursday, 31 March 2011

Round 16. Oodles more noodles.

Last round was teeming with your onomatopoeic references. All in the comments here.

Noodles were slurped, they swished and splat to and fro. There were booms and crashes, bams and pows.

At some point various noodle types were called upon by Flying Spaghetti Monster.
With their powers combined they become: Ninja Noodle! Ninja Noodle hacks, and slashes, and backstabs the life right out of O.
- Zippy
That seems to have done the trick because Onomatopoeia (I still can't spell it from memory) lost by 3 votes at the end.

Now, you guys are making me a bit sick of noodles, so we need a more than worthy competitor.
I believe we have just the thing.

These are some quite 'sober' noodles.


Aww! Too cute!

As always, vote Noodles or Panda in the comments.


  1. Noodles: "HA! Bears don't eat noodles! Your mama is a triflin' hootchie and loves to gaze upon my stringy goodness. Punk."

    Panda: "Actually I am an overgrown member of the same Family that includes raccoons...which will eat pretty much anything."

    Noodles: "GULP!"

    Panda: "My thoughts exactly. C'mere Mr. Lo Mein, you and I have a date to keep with a wok and some fish sauce!"

    Panda Wins

  2. noodles. because i dont know how pandas taste

  3. Panda. This choice is way too easy

  4. Dammit, one of my nicknames is Kung Fu Panda, so let's go with the bloody panda.

  5. Obvious Panda is obvious. Pandas cannot lose. Duh.

  6. thatoneguy sad it already … obvious is obvious

  7. In one swift movement, the panda confuses the noodles for bamboo. They're delicious.

    Game Over, noodles.

  8. Noodles because you can't eat a panda.

  9. The Panda is heading towards a fast extinction. They don't breed and are slowly dieing off. Their habitats are threatened by human expansion. Pandas cannot last long.

    However, noodles won't go anywhere anytime soon. People will keep making more. They are delicious. Everyone loves some good pasta. So the pandas can go back to munching on bamboo, knowing they will inevitably lose.

  10. Noodles, because you can eat a panda, but noodles are more delicious

  11. Noodles could easily strangle a panda.

    Noodles win.

    Slight bias because I love ichiban noodbles.

  12. Lol noodles for sure! Check me out,

  13. Ninja noodles vs Kung Fu Panda?

    This is epic.

    I vote for more popcorn, so we can enjoy the carnage.

  14. PANDA!!! How can you stand the CUTE IDDY BIDDY CUDDWEE MMBWEE BLGGRHX -slurp!

  15. Panda For the Win, who could beat noodles?? the Freakin Chosen one Panda Kung Fu Style Engaged

  16. Panda isn't actually so cute when he goes into a fit of Pandemonium tearing the noodle monster into pieces ending the noodle reign.

  17. noodles, because they can kill a panda, but a panda cant kill noodles

  18. Voting is closed for Noodle vs. Panda.
    Results in soon.


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