Wednesday, 30 March 2011

NOOOOOODLES! Round Fifteen.

Metal has gone the way of the dodo in our little competition. I hope it took out medical insurance because noodles pretty much walked that round with votes at at about two to one.


It went down exactly like this:

 
What you lookin' at 'mettle'?


Lost.in.Idaho said...
Kermit, watching the battle from the Emergency room, gets a scowl on his face.

"Fmeh, I could have taken Noodles..."

However, the metal doesn't know what to do with them. Noodles can't be beaten, noodles can't be shredded. They're just too noodly.

Plus there is a secret the noodles carry.

A dark, dark secret.

Just as metallica decides the best way to destroy the noodles is to EAT them, the noodles begin to clump together and swarm... The mass of noodles begins to writhe and rise from the ground. Are the noodles floating? That's impossible!

Unless...

YES! The noodles aren't just noodles!

IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! Mad that he missed the F's, he snuck into the fight as noodles!

Poor metallica doesn't stand a chance against this pastafarian deity...

[x] Teh Noods
29 March 2011 14:15

Thanks very much for that Lost.In.Idaho - always really imaginative and amusing suggestions for fight tactics from your corner.

And so, on with the next round. (I really like this one).


nom nom noodles

vs.

Onomatopoeia (which is also quite a mouthful.)

Woosh!


Get voting in the comments.


Thank you to all for returning and participating!
Posted by Alphabeta at 12:14

26 comments:

  1. Astronomy Pirate30 March 2011 at 12:44

    SLURP... there goes the noodles.

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  2. Jay30 March 2011 at 12:49

    Easy, Onomatopoeia just "slurped" them noodles down his throat.

    That's an onomatopoeia right?

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  3. The Angry Lurker30 March 2011 at 13:06

    Onomatopoeia, not a chance, give me cheap ass noodles again, who the hell chose Onomatopoeia, frightening.

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  4. Erika30 March 2011 at 13:43

    As awesome as onomatopoeia is (had to scroll up to see if I spelt it right and probably still got it wrong), NOODLES will always be the winrar.

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  5. Alphabeta30 March 2011 at 13:56

    Jay, 'slurp' is onomatopoeic, good work. (I feel like Teacher saying that).

    Angry Lurker, was it really a bad choice? I just love the word. I could say it twice a minute all day.

    Can I vote for it? It's not really fair, but...

    [x] Onomatopoeia! ; P

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  6. Unknown30 March 2011 at 14:01

    Omnio.... orno....oso....yoko ono?

    Sorry, if you're not in my regular vocabulary, I won't vote for you.

    I'm in Idaho, after all. When in Rome... I'm limited to three syllables per word or less.

    With that said... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLESSSSSS!!!!

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  7. Electric Addict30 March 2011 at 15:01

    Onomatopoeia is a mouthful lol and it scares the noodle monster into retreat

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  8. Aaron M. Gipson30 March 2011 at 16:15

    Onomatopoeia falls with ease to the might of deliciously seasoned noodly appendages and a price that's a great value for you and your family!

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  9. Nina30 March 2011 at 16:20

    The Onomatopoeia tries it's best but the noodles swish and splat past it and go for a chokehold.

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  10. TheHarvester30 March 2011 at 16:23

    onomoneptotiaorwhatever def. wins. this looks amazing and is one of the reasons why i love vegas so much

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  11. Zippy30 March 2011 at 16:24

    Flying spaghetti monster is at first startled by onomatopoeia's *Booms* and *Crashes*. It looks like O (I'm not typing that out again) is getting the upper hand. Crash, bang, slap. Flying spaghetti monster is reeling back. Just when it looks like FSM is about to slurp the big one it pulls out it's trump card: Asian noodles! Ramen, Soba, Udon: With their powers combined they become: Ninja Noodle! Ninja Noodle hacks, and slashes, and backstabs the life right out of O. To finish it off, Ninja Noodle goes for a "Monkey steals the peach" move and rips the balls off of O.

    Winner: Noodles

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  12. Robert Fünf30 March 2011 at 16:39

    I see this fight going down like the old Batman TV show. Onomatopoeia is kicking noodle's ass with BAM!s and POW!s appearing everywhere.

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  13. Slamcakes30 March 2011 at 18:07

    Still going with noodles, I can't eat a literary device

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  14. SportsGuyBrandon30 March 2011 at 18:51

    Love me some noodles. Good post :D.

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  15. Unknown30 March 2011 at 20:09

    noodles noodles noodles

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  16. Bassislv30 March 2011 at 20:09

    Nooodles forever!

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  17. Anonymous30 March 2011 at 21:48

    Onomatopoeia simply because I can't even pronounce it correctly

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  18. Moobeat30 March 2011 at 22:01

    woosh

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  19. Unknown30 March 2011 at 22:17

    Onomatopoeia for revenge on noodles for taking out my metal.

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  20. doomsday30 March 2011 at 22:19

    Man, that picture at the top made me go into serious ROFL mode! haha

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  21. Pago30 March 2011 at 22:54

    Noodles got this. I mean I don't even know what onoma-whatchamacallit is. So I'm going for noodles on this one.

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  22. G30 March 2011 at 23:56

    Just for Astronomy Pirate's use of Slurp... I go for Onomatopoeia!

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  23. Meghan Moran31 March 2011 at 00:37

    Onomatopoeia it's too fun to say to not vote for it.

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  24. Raw31 March 2011 at 01:15

    Easy win for noodles.

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  25. D431 March 2011 at 05:51

    Have you seen the cyanide and happiness video on noodles? I vote for the love creating noodles. Screw big words!

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  26. Alphabeta31 March 2011 at 14:00

    Voting closed. Pretty close!

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