It was close for a bit, which surprised me, but The Can-can kicked Allen Keys to the curb.
(That's alliteration and you know it it, you can't deny it!)
Thanks to Generally Disgruntled for a D-cent idea for this round.
Wow, just wow.
vs.
Don't mess with DK!
Get voting: The Can-can or The Donkey Kong - in the comments, k?!