Metal 
has gone the way of the dodo in our little competition. I hope it took out medical insurance because noodles pretty much walked that round with votes at at about two to one.
has gone the way of the dodo in our little competition. I hope it took out medical insurance because noodles pretty much walked that round with votes at at about two to one.It went down exactly like this:
- Kermit, watching the battle from the Emergency room, gets a scowl on his face.
"Fmeh, I could have taken Noodles..."
However, the metal doesn't know what to do with them. Noodles can't be beaten, noodles can't be shredded. They're just too noodly.
Plus there is a secret the noodles carry.
A dark, dark secret.
Just as metallica decides the best way to destroy the noodles is to EAT them, the noodles begin to clump together and swarm... The mass of noodles begins to writhe and rise from the ground. Are the noodles floating? That's impossible!
Unless...
YES! The noodles aren't just noodles!
IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! Mad that he missed the F's, he snuck into the fight as noodles!
Poor metallica doesn't stand a chance against this pastafarian deity...
[x] Teh Noods
Thanks very much for that Lost.In.Idaho - always really imaginative and amusing suggestions for fight tactics from your corner.
And so, on with the next round. (I really like this one).
nom nom noodles
vs.
Onomatopoeia
(which is also quite a mouthful.)
(which is also quite a mouthful.)
Woosh!
Get voting in the comments.
Thank you to all for returning and participating!
