Welcome to the second cycle of Alphabet Wars.
Let's put everything 'Aardvark' to 'Zippo' behind us, but hopefully retain you guys, and get stuck right in.
Round one is edgy and political but I hope everyone retains the frivolous flavour of the competition all the same.
Flip, yeah!
vs.
Handy, yeah!
or 
in the comments, and the winner will face a 'b' thing in round 2.