Monday, 23 May 2011

Round 1 (Cycle 2) A vs. Eh?

Welcome to the second cycle of Alphabet Wars.

Let's put everything 'Aardvark' to 'Zippo' behind us, but hopefully retain you guys, and get stuck right in.

Round one is edgy and political but I hope everyone retains the frivolous flavour of the competition all the same.


Flip, yeah!

vs.



Handy, yeah!


Vote America or Allen Keys in the comments, and the winner will face a 'b' thing in round 2.

Posted by Alphabeta at 14:57
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27 comments:

  1. Unknown23 May 2011 at 16:36

    Even though America has the world's coolest song (F**K YEAH!), I think Allen Keys are more universally dynamic. I'll vote for the unconventional Allen Keys.

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  2. Astronomy Pirate23 May 2011 at 16:56

    America is pretty awesome, but allen keys are pretty useful. Hard to pick, but I am thinking the allen keys.

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  3. Erika23 May 2011 at 17:02

    ALLEN KEYS!!

    Most definitely.

    Not that I'm anti-America. But c'mon... Allen keys are so much more useful.

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  4. D423 May 2011 at 17:11

    Way too many ways to turn this negatively against America. I'll keep it short and sweet and vote for the allen keys.

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  5. The Angry Lurker23 May 2011 at 17:32

    As an Irishman it will have to be America, a slice of American Pie if you please.

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  6. Tyrone23 May 2011 at 18:57

    Allen keys for life bro!

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  7. Generally Disgruntled23 May 2011 at 19:51

    I may be American, but Allen keys are amazing. Fun fact: double doors with the push bars and no visible lock use allen keys. Pick up a set and find out what's inside of all those doors!

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  8. Dejch23 May 2011 at 20:47

    i'd go for america!

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  9. 12323 May 2011 at 21:17

    AMURIKAHHHHHHHHHHH

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  10. G23 May 2011 at 22:58

    I couldn't change the wheels on my blades without Allen Keys....so keys for me

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  11. Aaron M. Gipson24 May 2011 at 00:04

    But, doesn't Allen Keyes already want to rule America?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Keyes

    I detest conservative Republicans, so my vote has to be for America!

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  12. Anonymous24 May 2011 at 00:18

    ALLEN KEYS because so useful.

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  13. Malkavian24 May 2011 at 06:37

    MMMMMEEEEEEERIKAAAAAAAA F"#$CK YEAH!!! enough said.

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  14. duffboi24 May 2011 at 15:44

    I'm a sucker for useful gadgets, so allen keys it is.

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  15. Trelin24 May 2011 at 17:42

    With allen keys you can rule the world! Or at least you can rule an IKEA...

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  16. Jay Reid24 May 2011 at 18:29

    What D4 said, Allen Keys.

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  17. Dave24 May 2011 at 18:59

    Yeah Allen Keys.

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  18. noone24 May 2011 at 19:32

    ALLEN KEYS LOL!

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  19. T. Roger Thomas24 May 2011 at 19:57

    I vote for America (and in American elections).

    Also, those are allen wrenches in my book, not keys.

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  20. AllenTesch24 May 2011 at 20:13

    I'll go America.

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  21. Ephedrine24 May 2011 at 23:51

    allen wrenches are awesome.

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  22. Jblogger25 May 2011 at 00:05

    allen keys!

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  23. Jay25 May 2011 at 01:15

    Allen Keys are loved everywhere around the world. The same is unfortunately not true for America. :(

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  24. Kamatacci25 May 2011 at 03:04

    America can screw you harder than an Allen key ever could.

    U...S...A! U...S...A!

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  25. Our Blog25 May 2011 at 06:24

    Odd, I would have thought 'Merica would be under "M." Anyway, since I just bought some, I will say Allen Wrenches.

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  26. srnajera25 May 2011 at 09:35

    keys dude (:

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  27. Moobeat25 May 2011 at 09:50

    not sure on this one!

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