Monday 23 May 2011

Round 1 (Cycle 2) A vs. Eh?

Welcome to the second cycle of Alphabet Wars.

Let's put everything 'Aardvark' to 'Zippo' behind us, but hopefully retain you guys, and get stuck right in.

Round one is edgy and political but I hope everyone retains the frivolous flavour of the competition all the same.


Flip, yeah!

vs.



Handy, yeah!


Vote America or Allen Keys in the comments, and the winner will face a 'b' thing in round 2.

27 comments:

  1. Even though America has the world's coolest song (F**K YEAH!), I think Allen Keys are more universally dynamic. I'll vote for the unconventional Allen Keys.

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  2. America is pretty awesome, but allen keys are pretty useful. Hard to pick, but I am thinking the allen keys.

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  3. ALLEN KEYS!!

    Most definitely.

    Not that I'm anti-America. But c'mon... Allen keys are so much more useful.

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  4. Way too many ways to turn this negatively against America. I'll keep it short and sweet and vote for the allen keys.

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  5. As an Irishman it will have to be America, a slice of American Pie if you please.

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  6. I may be American, but Allen keys are amazing. Fun fact: double doors with the push bars and no visible lock use allen keys. Pick up a set and find out what's inside of all those doors!

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  7. I couldn't change the wheels on my blades without Allen Keys....so keys for me

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  8. But, doesn't Allen Keyes already want to rule America?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Keyes

    I detest conservative Republicans, so my vote has to be for America!

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  9. ALLEN KEYS because so useful.

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  10. MMMMMEEEEEEERIKAAAAAAAA F"#$CK YEAH!!! enough said.

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  11. I'm a sucker for useful gadgets, so allen keys it is.

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  12. With allen keys you can rule the world! Or at least you can rule an IKEA...

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  13. I vote for America (and in American elections).

    Also, those are allen wrenches in my book, not keys.

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  14. allen wrenches are awesome.

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  15. Allen Keys are loved everywhere around the world. The same is unfortunately not true for America. :(

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  16. America can screw you harder than an Allen key ever could.

    U...S...A! U...S...A!

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  17. Odd, I would have thought 'Merica would be under "M." Anyway, since I just bought some, I will say Allen Wrenches.

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