Have a quick check through previous posts if you don't believe it, but Aardvark has beaten:
Abba
,
Beatles
,
Cookie frickin' Monster
and
Dalai Lama
(what is the world coming to?) so far.
You might consider this a form of rigging, but if the
Dalai Lama
in (Surriuz Bizniz mode) can't get shot of a silly aardvark in people clothes

I don't know what (beginning with 'E') can.
So... time to flip the script a little.
Next post - you tell me:

Having a beer while on downtime.
vs.

Whut??!! (Must begin with 'E')
Too long and you didn't bother to read?:
Pick something that begins with 'E' that could be a worthy opponent of that
!?*"@!* Aardvark

in the next round.
Post your idea in the comments.
Best choice wins (unless I think of something better).