Have a quick check through previous posts if you don't believe it, but Aardvark has beaten:
Abba
, 
Beatles
, 
Cookie frickin' Monster
 and 
Dalai Lama
 (what is the world coming to?) so far.
You might consider this a form of rigging, but if the 
Dalai Lama
 in (Surriuz Bizniz mode) can't get shot of a silly aardvark in people clothes 

I don't know what (beginning with 'E') can.
So... time to flip the script a little.
Next post - you tell me:

Having a beer while on downtime.
vs.

Whut??!! (Must begin with 'E')
Too long and you didn't bother to read?:
Pick something that begins with 'E' that could be a worthy opponent of  that 
!?*"@!* Aardvark
 
in the next round.
Post your idea in the comments. 
Best choice wins (unless I think of something better).