Abba, Beatles, Cookie frickin' Monster and Dalai Lama (what is the world coming to?) so far.
You might consider this a form of rigging, but if the Dalai Lama in (Surriuz Bizniz mode) can't get shot of a silly aardvark in people clothes I don't know what (beginning with 'E') can.
So... time to flip the script a little.
Next post - you tell me:
vs.
Too long and you didn't bother to read?:
Pick something that begins with 'E' that could be a worthy opponent of that !?*"@!* Aardvark in the next round.
Post your idea in the comments.
Best choice wins (unless I think of something better).