Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Round 14: METOLL vs. Noodles

Thanks to all for your suggestions. Ninjas, 'naggers', Numa Numa guy (no way!). Nickelback, Nickelodeon...

NyQuil was a popular choice. Careful now you lot - may cause drowsiness, do not mix with alcohol, do not drive or operate heavy machinery while on medication!

A (curious) anonymous visitor mentioned Noodles from (The) Offspring. I decided to run with that, but not quite so specific.

So here it is folks, Round Fourteen!

My! That is some heavy metal.


Be they instant, pot, fresh or in a rock band.

Okay y'all, get voting!

METOLL or Noodles in the comments!

All the best to both combatants,
the winner will face 'L' in the next round.


  1. Noodles! Just cause they taste much better than Metol.


  2. I'm done with mettol and want a nice bowl of noodles.

  3. Noodles. Noodles noodles noodles.
    There's just something about noodles.

  4. Kermit, watching the battle from the Emergency room, gets a scowl on his face.

    "Fmeh, I could have taken Noodles..."

    However, the metal doesn't know what to do with them. Noodles can't be beaten, noodles can't be shredded. They're just too noodly.

    Plus there is a secret the noodles carry.

    A dark, dark secret.

    Just as metallica decides the best way to destroy the noodles is to EAT them, the noodles begin to clump together and swarm...

    The mass of noodles begins to writhe and rise from the ground.

    Are the noodles floating? That's impossible! Unless...

    YES! The noodles aren't just noodles! IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! Mad that he missed the F's, he snuck into the fight as noodles!

    Poor metallica doesn't stand a chance against this pastafarian deity...

    [x] Teh Noods

  5. Haha. I love it Lost!
    Pastafarianism enters the mix.

    Also, I just realised Metallica, metal and especially Kirk Hammet (*especially* Kirk) are nothing without noodles. All Kirk can *do* is noodle!

  6. noodles. hands down. omnomnomnomnom.

  7. The flying spaghetti monster can be EATEN. IT IS EFFING DELICIOUS. Omnomnom on that beeyotch, metoll!

  8. "The world will know that [...] before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed." - King Leonidas, 300

    No-one can destroy the metal. The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow.

  9. Has to be noodles. They kept me alive when I was studying at university.

  10. Considering you can get a billion and five packets of ramen for the price of one Metallica concert tells me that the numbers alone win here.

  11. Going to have to say Metoll, mainly since I'm a Geologist and it's a mineral (sort of).

  12. You can live without the noodles, but I would die without metal!

    Nothing beats the metoll!

  13. Noodles! Cheap, easy to make, and filling! Which is a lot more than I can say about Metoll

  14. As much i love metal im guessing that Pastafarianisms every where will vote for the Flying spaghetti monster. so Noodles FTW

  15. I was touched by his noodly appendage and told to ROCK! METAL ALL THE WAYYYYY!

  16. Thanks everybody.
    Voting closed. Nom nom.


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