Friday, 18 March 2011

Round 12. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-YAH!

Jango vs. Kermit has been possibly the most exciting duel so far.
The score stayed level in spite of Kermit bending the law (thanks to Lost.in.Idaho) and introducing tag-team-mate Miss Piggy into the fray. Laser blast followed 'HI-YAH!' followed laser blast. And still the score was even.
Check it all in the comments here.

As predicted, things got dirty. (Even if the frog did not 'get in Jango´s suit then onto his mouth and start eating him from inside' as suggested by Venus. He did jump pretty high at times though.)
Jango tried to insure victory by grabbing Piggy's hair, at which point Kermit went for the old classic boot to the jewels and Jango folded like a lemon (yes, like a 'folding lemon'). The muppets then surged ahead at the end, stomping  relentlessly on poor old Jango 'Lemon' Fett. He threw a couple more feeble blows but eventually crumpled up in the dirt.

I get the feeling this is going to stir up some intense rage from the Star Wars fans among you. Bring it!

Gloating much there Kermit?

vs.

Do NOT mess with this cat.

Post your winner, Kermit or Leopard  in the comments.

Best of luck to both.
Our champion will face something beginning with 'M'.
Posted by Alphabeta at 09:49

48 comments:

  1. skinned sheep18 March 2011 at 10:04

    frog puppet.

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  2. Erika18 March 2011 at 10:08

    The leopard!! Fuck the Muppets, look at what a big adorable kitty that leopard is.

    Meow meow meow meow =^._.^=

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  3. KB18 March 2011 at 10:24

    kermit!

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  4. YellowNiceTechno18 March 2011 at 10:55

    Leopard is so awesome! I will be disappointed if Kermit wins

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  5. The Angry Lurker18 March 2011 at 11:26

    If it had been a feckless cheetah no but seeing as it's a leopard I'll say leopard and not the the pork and frog leg express.

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  6. Unknown18 March 2011 at 12:57

    I'm still voting for kermit. As Miss Piggy showed us yesterday, you fuck with one muppet, you fuck with them all.

    Kermit whistles, and here comes the gang. Animal jumps on the leopard's back, and the swedish chef starts preparing a stockpot to "booooil teh loo-pard" in...

    The muppets represent an evil, immoral gang of felt that doesn't fight fair. As long as kermit is in the fight, it's going to take a lot to take this posse down.

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  7. Alphabeta18 March 2011 at 13:16

    Lost.in.Idaho, you may be right but that kitty's got claws. We shall see.

    Also, can we stop with the f-words and that? The blog isn't family *friendly* as such, but I'd like it to be wide enough scope that the young uns can safely browse.

    Don't make me come back there and smack you!

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  8. TheHarvester18 March 2011 at 14:12

    lol the leopard stands no chance at all

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  9. D418 March 2011 at 15:01

    And it goes to Kermit again!

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  10. Aaron M. Gipson18 March 2011 at 16:55

    Lost.in.Idaho does have a point about Muppet solidarity. I see the battle degenerating into a huge ball of ripped fabric and felt, but ultimately numbers will prevail. Especially when Big Bird enters the mix with those freaky legs of his.

    Kermit.

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  11. Robert Fünf18 March 2011 at 17:11

    Even if all the muppets were there, claws would rip through their felt like butter. Plus leopards are known for their stealth. Who says that they could even find the cat to gang up on it?

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  12. Malkavian18 March 2011 at 17:35

    Kermit beat Jango fett, what hope does a Leopard have... Kermit and Bacon FTW.

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  13. Anonymous18 March 2011 at 18:55

    Kermit all the way man!

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  14. Matt Neumann18 March 2011 at 19:42

    I like the leapord!

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  15. Skyshock18 March 2011 at 19:47

    leopard would rip that froggy into pieces

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  16. MacAttack18 March 2011 at 19:48

    I like leopard, he is the underdog ;]

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  17. Zippy18 March 2011 at 20:29

    I have to vote for kermit (and miss piggy.) Now if it were a Snow Leopard (or a Lion) it may have been a better battle.

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  18. Alphabeta18 March 2011 at 23:38

    Slow enough today. It is Friday (or is it the recent 'no cussin' rule?)

    There will be plenty more opportunity to vote on this battle.
    I'll be doing a roundup next post. So hold on to your hats and trouser legs and anything else you care to hold on to.

    Thanks to all for commenting and contributing. You may find yourselves contributing more and more as time goes on - detail in comments is starting to influence the battles! (I'm looking at you Aaron, Robert and Lost.in.Idaho - possibly Zippy... we shall see.)

    We shall see...

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  19. Generally Disgruntled18 March 2011 at 23:52

    Kermit. It sure as fuck isn't easy being green

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  20. Generally Disgruntled18 March 2011 at 23:54

    Kermit. It isn't easy being green

    (Sorry, I didn't notice the no cussin' rule before)

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  21. Electric Addict19 March 2011 at 01:19

    mm kermit!

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  22. Chris19 March 2011 at 03:40

    The leopard will manhandle the stupid frog so hard that miss piggy will not even recongize him. Easy victory for the leopard, and a free meal with it.

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  23. Henry19 March 2011 at 04:41

    Leopard, no contest :D

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  24. Elliot MacLeod-Michael19 March 2011 at 08:06

    If we're talking about a sing-off then definitely the muppet. But we're talking about a darwinistic survival of the fittest situation I think the leopard is the clear winner. I'm guessing it's the latter so leopard.

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  25. Alphabeta19 March 2011 at 08:34

    Generally Disgruntled, I'm publishing it anyway because it's effing funny. But that's IT now kids.
    No more swearing (except GD and maybe Erika because you're old and bold enough to get away with it. ; ] )

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  26. skinned sheep19 March 2011 at 11:11

    kermit

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  27. Raini19 March 2011 at 15:58

    the leopard

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  28. G19 March 2011 at 17:31

    Kermit and the Krew - Killing in the Name of

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  29. Unknown19 March 2011 at 20:45

    Haha, I'll keep my sailor mouth in check, but only because you threatened violence. That works SO much better than 'please and thank you'.

    I know I already voted, but I'd love to see a gang of muppets attack a leopard in real life. Yes, the fluff will fly, But keep in mind there are two hands controlling every muppet. You get 50 fists pummeling on you, and you can only take out so many. The leopard won't be able to keep up with the sheer numbers.

    Kermit doesn't fight fair. He should be disqualified. But if you try, you'll get jumped...

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  30. Alphabeta19 March 2011 at 23:01

    Nice one Lost.
    Was busy all day writing a music production doc for my clueless friends who want to know about eq and compression but will never use either (hey Nahmy - if you happen to read this. rotfwma ; P ) so I had no time today to buzz around all your blogs or do a new post.
    But!... as stated in my comment above, Kermit vs. Leopard will stay open because next post will be a round up.

    (and psst... Keep it on the down low Lost.in.Idaho and anyone who reads this, but I decided *secretly* shshshsh! that I would count revotes. Maybe they'd need to be spaced 1 hour+ apart to avoid major abuse of the system and spambots and all the tactics people would undoubtedly use to flood vote (because that would happen, I'm sure).)

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  31. John A.S.19 March 2011 at 23:51

    Leopard is so awesome! I will be disappointed if Kermit wins
    following :)

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  32. Jay20 March 2011 at 00:43

    kermit for the win! :D

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  33. Lemmiwinks20 March 2011 at 01:06

    kermit ftw

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  34. Jesse Brooks20 March 2011 at 02:27

    Kermit for sure! He's the bomb.

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  35. Anonymous20 March 2011 at 06:28

    The leopard will eat him

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  36. Slamcakes20 March 2011 at 08:03

    I LURVE LEOPARD SPOTS SO LEAPIN LEOPARDS FOR ME!

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  37. Merlyy20 March 2011 at 10:14

    How can the Leopard lose vs a puppet?

    ??!?!?!

    [x] Leopard

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  38. Unknown20 March 2011 at 12:12

    The first one to utilize Charlie Sheen is going to win this fight. Why? Tiger Blood > Leopard Blood, and the dude has an army of assassins at his beck and call.

    Can a leopard whip out a phone, call the warlock up, and say "Hey mister Winning, get over here"??? Nope. And kermie has an iPhone.

    Watch out, kitty. If you're not in Sheen's Korner, you're one of the trolls.

    [x] Kermit

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  39. Anonymous20 March 2011 at 12:13

    Rolfwma!!! The leopard wins it for me!!!

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  40. Anonymous20 March 2011 at 12:13

    Rolfwma!!! The leopard wins it for me!!!

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  41. Christophe20 March 2011 at 19:14

    You're forgetting something. Leopards hide in trees. This bad boy will drop down on you when you're least expecting it, and I don't care what kind of numbers you have, a whirlwind of claws with a jumpstart on fluff will win any day!

    LEOPARD!

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  42. Astronomy Pirate20 March 2011 at 23:29

    The leopard would eat Kermit.

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  43. Raw21 March 2011 at 16:35

    I'm going to have to go with Kermit, Leopard reminds me of too much of the evil that is Apple Inc.

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  44. Voit21 March 2011 at 22:39

    You know leopards could create a gang too (there still are thousands of them) and tear all the muppets to shreds so brutally it would probably deserve an f-word. And if that's not enough, the old german tank called leopard could come... are there muppet tanks? Unless a proof of their existence is presented, I'll have to go with leopard.

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  45. Anonymous22 March 2011 at 13:59

    this time I have to say Leopard... sorry kermit, you got no chance

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  46. Grafted23 March 2011 at 02:29

    Kermit still has my vote!

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  47. Erika21 April 2011 at 17:39

    FUCKSTICKS!!

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  48. Alphabeta21 April 2011 at 21:01

    *reaches behind the driver's seat and slaps Erika's shins*

    Don't be naughty or I will turn this car around!

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