Monday 4 April 2011

Rambo vs. 'S'omething - Round the Nineteenth

Aaron you really are must stop being so darm witty in the comments. I can't have your comment forming the bulk of every second post! You made me cackle aloud with the latest one so I just had to share it.


Aaron M. Gipson said...
Queen and Rambo approach each other in the field of battle. The actor and the supergroup lock eyes and Mercury clears his throat.

Rambo shoots them.

"Yo, ya know that didn't really feel right, ya know", mumbles Rambo as he turns to walk away with Colonel Trautman at his side. "I mean, what was their plan? Did they even have one? I think that guy with the mustache was going to sing at me or something"

Trautman shrugs, "The guy who writes this blog is God here, John, this is HIS world. Chances are you will eventually be killed by an ice cream cone, or a popular stuffed animal, or a concept like pre-destination. All depends on the votes..."

"I hate the internet...all that stupid reading." the victor says under his breath as he and his mentor walk into the digital sunset.


As Aaron predicted, it wasn't much of contest. Rambo got almost twice the votes Queen managed to muster. Besides, Zombie Freddie was killed off because Rambo's brains were poisoned, apparently (Lost.in.Idaho).

And so...


He's BEHIND you!

Mmmm... sammidges.



Get voting in the comments!

35 comments:

  1. Aaron blew my mind. This one is hard. I like Rambo but I love Sandwiches. Sorry Rambo.

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  2. I find it hard to imagine any other way. Surely there's a 50's housewife behind the counter ready to put Rambo in his place, feeding him the sandwich into submission.

    Sandwich. Wins.

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  3. Rambo eats sandwiches for breakfast!

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  4. Sammidges and the women that make them! AVENGE MERCURY!

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  5. Man. Gotta be sammiches. It's the variety. Rambo comes rolling in with his knife, and suddenly, bam! Sandwich goes from ham and swiss to chicken salad. You can't beat that

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  6. Sammidges, sandwiches, sandwedges. They all win!

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  7. Sandwich would totally win. They taste better. :D

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  8. @ Banacek
    I lol'd xD

    Well you cannot eat rambo, so the sandwiches will use their imaginably sweet taste to win the crowd, gain the masses, and kick rambo's asses!

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  9. Well, mr. Rambo, you may have fought well against all kinds of enemies, but you just don't know when to stop. This is a fight you cannot win. Nobody messes with the power of sandwiches.

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  10. I'm a huge Rambo fan but I'm starving so I'll go with Sandwiches!

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  11. I haven't ate lunch yet, so I'm going sandwiches!

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  12. sandwich.
    100%

    Sandwiches win against rambo every time!!

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  13. i'd go with rambo here haha. btw nice feed with aaron, love the guy!

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  14. nice blog
    followed

    http://incredible-mo.blogspot.com/

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  15. RAMBO i mean sure who doesnt enjoy a good ol fashion sammich but if i can eat one so can Rambo so RAMBO FTW

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  16. Sandwiches all the way!!

    Peanut butter and jam microwaved for precisely 40 seconds to be precise. Gooey goodness <333

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  17. Excellent post man! Was a really interesting read! thanks for sharing!

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  18. Sammidges it has to be sammidges....not even rambo can resist their savoury charm

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  19. Sammich picks up day old baguette, and beats Rambo to death with it.

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  20. Rambo!!!

    ...unless the sandwich is a HERO sandwich... ;)

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  21. I want to give someone else a chance to go into a more literary narrative, but I would definitely take a samich over Rambo any day!

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  22. Well... I am hungry atm so I'd say... sammiches :D

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  23. I love a childhood idol and all, but he just can't satisfy like a good 'ol sandwich.

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  24. One main weakness of the sammich is it's funny nicknames. If Rachel Ray pops up and calls it a "Sammie" it may be too embarrassed to fight.

    For now, I abstain. I want to see how this battle unfolds...

    And I'm crossing my fingers that T is for Trogdor.

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  25. That sandwitch looks real good right now!

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  26. Sammich! Obvs.
    Rambo has nothing on PBJ.

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  27. I make the best sandwiches, because I live in the kitchen. Therefore, sandwiches win. :)

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  28. Is that even a competition? Sandwiches. Definitely. Always.

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  29. Sandwiches win. They give Rambo food poison, simple as that.

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  30. Not that it makes a difference with this landslide victory, but voting is now closed for Rambo vs. Sambos.

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