Monday, 4 April 2011

Rambo vs. 'S'omething - Round the Nineteenth

Aaron you really are must stop being so darm witty in the comments. I can't have your comment forming the bulk of every second post! You made me cackle aloud with the latest one so I just had to share it.


Aaron M. Gipson said...
Queen and Rambo approach each other in the field of battle. The actor and the supergroup lock eyes and Mercury clears his throat.

Rambo shoots them.

"Yo, ya know that didn't really feel right, ya know", mumbles Rambo as he turns to walk away with Colonel Trautman at his side. "I mean, what was their plan? Did they even have one? I think that guy with the mustache was going to sing at me or something"

Trautman shrugs, "The guy who writes this blog is God here, John, this is HIS world. Chances are you will eventually be killed by an ice cream cone, or a popular stuffed animal, or a concept like pre-destination. All depends on the votes..."

"I hate the internet...all that stupid reading." the victor says under his breath as he and his mentor walk into the digital sunset.
2 April 2011 21:57 


As Aaron predicted, it wasn't much of contest. Rambo got almost twice the votes Queen managed to muster. Besides, Zombie Freddie was killed off because Rambo's brains were poisoned, apparently (Lost.in.Idaho).

And so...


He's BEHIND you!

Mmmm... sammidges.



Get voting in the comments!
Posted by Alphabeta at 13:34

35 comments:

  1. Everyday Normal Guy4 April 2011 at 14:02

    Aaron blew my mind. This one is hard. I like Rambo but I love Sandwiches. Sorry Rambo.

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  2. D44 April 2011 at 17:21

    I find it hard to imagine any other way. Surely there's a 50's housewife behind the counter ready to put Rambo in his place, feeding him the sandwich into submission.

    Sandwich. Wins.

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  3. T. Banacek4 April 2011 at 17:21

    Rambo eats sandwiches for breakfast!

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  4. GodsSin.blogspot.com4 April 2011 at 18:07

    Sammidges and the women that make them! AVENGE MERCURY!

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  5. Generally Disgruntled4 April 2011 at 19:35

    Man. Gotta be sammiches. It's the variety. Rambo comes rolling in with his knife, and suddenly, bam! Sandwich goes from ham and swiss to chicken salad. You can't beat that

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  6. Meghan Moran4 April 2011 at 19:48

    Sammidges, sandwiches, sandwedges. They all win!

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  7. SportsGuyBrandon4 April 2011 at 19:53

    Rambo for the win.

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  8. lol4 April 2011 at 20:11

    Sandwich would totally win. They taste better. :D

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  9. elexerdelex4 April 2011 at 20:14

    @ Banacek
    I lol'd xD

    Well you cannot eat rambo, so the sandwiches will use their imaginably sweet taste to win the crowd, gain the masses, and kick rambo's asses!

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  10. Voit4 April 2011 at 20:18

    Well, mr. Rambo, you may have fought well against all kinds of enemies, but you just don't know when to stop. This is a fight you cannot win. Nobody messes with the power of sandwiches.

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  11. Mr Bouchard4 April 2011 at 20:35

    I'm a huge Rambo fan but I'm starving so I'll go with Sandwiches!

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  12. Moobeat4 April 2011 at 20:43

    I haven't ate lunch yet, so I'm going sandwiches!

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  13. Anonymous4 April 2011 at 20:46

    sandwich.
    100%

    Sandwiches win against rambo every time!!

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  14. TheHarvester4 April 2011 at 20:48

    i'd go with rambo here haha. btw nice feed with aaron, love the guy!

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  15. i.Mo4 April 2011 at 20:48

    nice blog
    followed

    http://incredible-mo.blogspot.com/

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  16. Malkavian4 April 2011 at 20:58

    RAMBO i mean sure who doesnt enjoy a good ol fashion sammich but if i can eat one so can Rambo so RAMBO FTW

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  17. Unknown4 April 2011 at 21:26

    i am hungry so
    sandwiches

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  18. Erika4 April 2011 at 21:51

    Sandwiches all the way!!

    Peanut butter and jam microwaved for precisely 40 seconds to be precise. Gooey goodness <333

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  19. Electric Addict4 April 2011 at 23:17

    need some samiches to survive

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  20. D22 Zone4 April 2011 at 23:19

    Excellent post man! Was a really interesting read! thanks for sharing!

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  21. G4 April 2011 at 23:39

    Sammidges it has to be sammidges....not even rambo can resist their savoury charm

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  22. Robert Fünf4 April 2011 at 23:42

    Sammich picks up day old baguette, and beats Rambo to death with it.

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  23. Jay5 April 2011 at 00:45

    Rambo!!!

    ...unless the sandwich is a HERO sandwich... ;)

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  24. Aaron M. Gipson5 April 2011 at 01:00

    I want to give someone else a chance to go into a more literary narrative, but I would definitely take a samich over Rambo any day!

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  25. noone5 April 2011 at 01:35

    Well... I am hungry atm so I'd say... sammiches :D

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  26. duffboi5 April 2011 at 01:40

    I love a childhood idol and all, but he just can't satisfy like a good 'ol sandwich.

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  27. Unknown5 April 2011 at 01:48

    One main weakness of the sammich is it's funny nicknames. If Rachel Ray pops up and calls it a "Sammie" it may be too embarrassed to fight.

    For now, I abstain. I want to see how this battle unfolds...

    And I'm crossing my fingers that T is for Trogdor.

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  28. Matt Neumann5 April 2011 at 02:56

    That sandwitch looks real good right now!

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  29. Josh5 April 2011 at 04:48

    Sandwiches!!

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  30. Grafted5 April 2011 at 07:29

    I'm going with sammidges.

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  31. Hardy Pace5 April 2011 at 14:20

    Sammich! Obvs.
    Rambo has nothing on PBJ.

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  32. Anonymous5 April 2011 at 14:29

    I make the best sandwiches, because I live in the kitchen. Therefore, sandwiches win. :)

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  33. Parallel-Reality Hero5 April 2011 at 17:36

    Is that even a competition? Sandwiches. Definitely. Always.

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  34. Unknown6 April 2011 at 00:43

    Sandwiches win. They give Rambo food poison, simple as that.

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  35. Alphabeta6 April 2011 at 16:58

    Not that it makes a difference with this landslide victory, but voting is now closed for Rambo vs. Sambos.

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