Friday 29 April 2011

And so Zippo, we meet again...

Zippo. 
You think you're pretty smart eh? Beating all my followers and then proving yourself worthy vs. aardvark in the bonus round.

Aardvark, who as some will remember, was knocked out in its own bonus round against ALF due to an explicit appeal by 'yours truly'.

Out of curiosity: quick-fire sudden-death bonus round for beloved Zippo against the most popular of the other contenders this 'cycle':



Hmmm...



vs.




Archie



THEN...


vs.



fbf 4 life


THEN...


vs.



This is a 'Bastard halibut' apparently.


If you survive each of these previous winners, Zippo, I will deem you worthy of entering Cycle Two as first contestant. I would have entered you right away, but I just want to see you fall on this last hurdle so badly. You, Zippo, (via themselves) insulted my followers and thrashed the one other competitor who would just NOT DIE! And so you must enter the ring against these, the greatest of Cycle One.

So everyone - weigh up your loyalty to Zippo.


Can Zippo beat Engineering, Kermit and halibut in succession?
Let me know in the comments.

37 comments:

  1. Wet slimy halibut cannot be burned.

    It will also make kermit smell too foul. Yes, he's a frog, but a muppet frog. Felt + water does not work.

    So, ultimately, it's Halibut vs Engineering. I'm going with Halibut.

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  2. Zippo will smoke everybody in the list, I love the smell of petrol in the morning.

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  3. I approve.

    Zippo VS Engineering
    Zippo burns important documents, files and buildings. Engineering is no match for Zippo.

    Zippo VS Kermit
    Zippo attempts to burn Kermit! Kermit is on fire, but he stops drops and rolls, using the Zippo to light a celebratory cigarette for him and all his Muppet friends (Sesame Street would just LOVE that.) leaving Zippo juiceless! BOOHOO!

    (I really liked Kermit)

    Zippo VS Halibut
    Recharging juices, Zippo is at it again, attempting to COOK THE HALIBUT! But to no avail! The heat is not nearly enough. The sushi-fied Halibut shows Zippo who's boss, Zippo has no chance.

    So yeah, Zippo only beats engineering for me.

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  4. Kermit dose'nt look too well though. Good to be reciprocated.

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  5. Engineering ftw! Heck, Zippo owes it's existence to engineering.

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  6. Im with the lurker Zippo FTW Burn baby Burn!!

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  7. i'm not sure how, but kermit would win out to them all

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  8. i would love to have kermit back!

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  9. Zippo is The King of Hearts, The Peoples Champion

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  10. i'm not sure about Hermit man

    utubed.blogspot.com

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  11. Me likes Kermit. I vote in Kermit. Erika u better vote in Kermit also.

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  12. Those roman engineering aquaducts are very time-resilliant, and you got to love them!
    I vote for engineering just for that picture!

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  13. Zippo ignites them all!

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  14. its a tall order, but it think zippo can do it

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  15. Zippo for the win! Although he might have a tough time finding halibut...

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  16. eh halibut will tail whip the shit out of zippo

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  17. Actually, Kermit instead of Zippo too!

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  18. Engineering will win. That zippo's gotta break some time. And he's just been waltzing around all cocky like. I don't like his attitude!

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  19. engineering may beat zippo at the outset. hmmmmmm.

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  20. Zippo's new lighter fluid in the black container doesn't smell too bad, So, it has that going for it.

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  21. If you see Trogdor as a walking talking Zippo, I would vote Z all the way. Fire is fire, and burnination is win.

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  22. Oh man, I totally didn't see Stare Dad wanting me to vote Kermit.... in that case.....

    I'm still going with engineering. I ain't nobody's slave =P

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  23. I'll always vote for engineering. Without engineering, there is no zippo.

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  24. What is Kermit doing with his hand between his legs?

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