Zippo.
You think you're pretty smart eh? Beating all my followers and then proving yourself worthy vs. aardvark in the bonus round.
Aardvark, who as some will remember, was knocked out in its own bonus round against ALF due to an explicit appeal by 'yours truly'.
Out of curiosity: quick-fire sudden-death bonus round for beloved Zippo against the most popular of the other contenders this 'cycle':
Hmmm...
vs.
Archie
THEN...
vs.
fbf 4 life
THEN...
vs.
This is a 'Bastard halibut' apparently.
If you survive each of these previous winners, Zippo, I will deem you worthy of entering Cycle Two as first contestant. I would have entered you right away, but I just want to see you fall on this last hurdle so badly. You, Zippo, (via themselves) insulted my followers and thrashed the one other competitor who would just NOT DIE! And so you must enter the ring against these, the greatest of Cycle One.
So everyone - weigh up your loyalty to Zippo
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beat 
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and 
in succession?Let me know in the comments.
sure zippo can beat 'em
ReplyDeleteWet slimy halibut cannot be burned.
ReplyDeleteIt will also make kermit smell too foul. Yes, he's a frog, but a muppet frog. Felt + water does not work.
So, ultimately, it's Halibut vs Engineering. I'm going with Halibut.
Zippo will smoke everybody in the list, I love the smell of petrol in the morning.
ReplyDeletezippo :)
ReplyDeleteI approve.
ReplyDeleteZippo VS Engineering
Zippo burns important documents, files and buildings. Engineering is no match for Zippo.
Zippo VS Kermit
Zippo attempts to burn Kermit! Kermit is on fire, but he stops drops and rolls, using the Zippo to light a celebratory cigarette for him and all his Muppet friends (Sesame Street would just LOVE that.) leaving Zippo juiceless! BOOHOO!
(I really liked Kermit)
Zippo VS Halibut
Recharging juices, Zippo is at it again, attempting to COOK THE HALIBUT! But to no avail! The heat is not nearly enough. The sushi-fied Halibut shows Zippo who's boss, Zippo has no chance.
So yeah, Zippo only beats engineering for me.
Kermit dose'nt look too well though. Good to be reciprocated.
ReplyDeleteEngineering ftw! Heck, Zippo owes it's existence to engineering.
ReplyDeleteIm with the lurker Zippo FTW Burn baby Burn!!
ReplyDeletei'm not sure how, but kermit would win out to them all
ReplyDeletekermit, hands down
ReplyDeleteEngineering is the best!
ReplyDeletei would love to have kermit back!
ReplyDeleteZippo, Zippo... HALIBUT!
ReplyDeleteZippo is The King of Hearts, The Peoples Champion
ReplyDeleteZippo is the real deal!
ReplyDeletei'm not sure about Hermit man
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Me likes Kermit. I vote in Kermit. Erika u better vote in Kermit also.
ReplyDeleteThose roman engineering aquaducts are very time-resilliant, and you got to love them!
ReplyDeleteI vote for engineering just for that picture!
Zippo ignites them all!
ReplyDeletezippo!
ReplyDeleteits a tall order, but it think zippo can do it
ReplyDeleteZippo for the win! Although he might have a tough time finding halibut...
ReplyDeleteeh halibut will tail whip the shit out of zippo
ReplyDeleteActually, Kermit instead of Zippo too!
ReplyDeletezippo will win!
ReplyDeleteEngineering will win. That zippo's gotta break some time. And he's just been waltzing around all cocky like. I don't like his attitude!
ReplyDeleteengineering may beat zippo at the outset. hmmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteZippo's new lighter fluid in the black container doesn't smell too bad, So, it has that going for it.
ReplyDeleteZippo will burn them all!
ReplyDeleteIf you see Trogdor as a walking talking Zippo, I would vote Z all the way. Fire is fire, and burnination is win.
ReplyDeleteOh man, I totally didn't see Stare Dad wanting me to vote Kermit.... in that case.....
ReplyDeleteI'm still going with engineering. I ain't nobody's slave =P
the frog
ReplyDeleteI vote Engineering!
ReplyDeleteI'll always vote for engineering. Without engineering, there is no zippo.
ReplyDeleteVoting closed!
ReplyDeleteEngineering with WIN
ReplyDeleteWhat is Kermit doing with his hand between his legs?
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