Friday, 25 March 2011

Round THIRTEEN! Kermit vs. \m/ \m/ \m/

All at Alphabet Wars HQ forgoed their usual 4 o' clock "let's-knock-off-early-from-work" drinks to construct the Thunderdome style cage (mostly from plexiglass, duct tape, pipe cleaners, paperclips and clothes hangers).
(Not that there wasn't a beer or two shared during construction. ; ] )

And now, Thunderdome constructed, it's officially the weekend(!) so it is time to ensure (or try to ensure that) Kermit is unable to call on tag team or mob assistance....
...and so...
let the battle commence!


(I feel a bit bad - Kermit has never personally done anything to deserve what is to follow, but I know
Robert Fünf had something as soon as he suggested it).

Candidate 'M' has been suggested, decided and may now be announced!


There he is behind the plexiglass...
...almost as optimistic as his new coach Amanda, 11 years old, from Kentucky (probably).


video sourced at  http://blip.tv/file/2726335 (under creative commons search)
 (A triple 'M')
\m/ \m/ \m/



Okay gang, do your worst!


Vote Kermit or METOLL! in the comments.

Winner faces 'N' thing next round.
Posted by Alphabeta at 22:53

35 comments:

  1. Malkavian25 March 2011 at 23:13

    HELL YEAH Metallica FTW James looking like a Monster with cancer with that face and Ulrich Suing the hell out of all the muppets while Kirk Jams them into oblivion with a solo from the depths of hell, o yeah and Robert Trujillo on bass ripping it out with that spider pose.

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  2. KB25 March 2011 at 23:16

    metoll!

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  3. Astronomy Pirate25 March 2011 at 23:24

    I'm going with 'METOLL!' Metal would melt Kermit's face, stomp him to the curb, be used to wipe Metallica's rears (I bet that felt feels real nice), crucified upside down, and set on fire.

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  4. Anonymous25 March 2011 at 23:30

    Metallica!

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  5. Unknown25 March 2011 at 23:37

    You can't kill the metal. Metal will live on.

    Kermit tried to kill the metal... but he FAILED! And was stricken down!

    [x} Metal - Not only because of Metallica, but Tenacious D rockin in the sidelines...

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  6. GFTM25 March 2011 at 23:47

    haha metal metal metal

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  7. D425 March 2011 at 23:48

    Oh damn I feel bad for Kermit. Those sweet riffs shred right through his stuffing. He has no chance.

    Totally on it for Metallica.

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  8. Unknown26 March 2011 at 00:07

    metoll

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  9. Alphabeta26 March 2011 at 00:13

    Wow. What a response already.

    Maybe the Muppeteers will be out in force come Saturday morning.

    'till then, so long Alphabet Warriors. Thanks as always!

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  10. Jay26 March 2011 at 00:13

    Kermit puts on his hipster glasses, and walks out of the ring, deciding that Metallica is too mainstream, bro.

    problem?:D

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  11. Alphabeta26 March 2011 at 00:29

    Woah Jay - that's pretty full on.

    And Lost, yes indeed, it's Jack Black's voice in my mind when I say METOLL!

    Until tomorrow for definite this time all.

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  12. Unknown26 March 2011 at 00:33

    Metoll takes it.

    Hey could you follow my friends blog? He needs some more followers for a class he's taking. Would help out a bunch!

    http://championofsports.blogspot.com/

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  13. Grafted26 March 2011 at 04:17

    Metallica (and Tenacious D) would have legions of metalheads behind them, ready to shred...muppets. METOLL! all the way

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  14. Moobeat26 March 2011 at 04:26

    metoll all the way

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  15. skinned sheep26 March 2011 at 04:50

    kermit the frog man

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  16. Aaron M. Gipson26 March 2011 at 05:35

    Lars points his best "Litigation Special" drumstick at the plucky amphibian and screams "KILL KERMIT!!" With that, James Hatfield heaves his guitar, and cleaves the head of his own lead guitarist in twain.

    "James, you stoopid a-hat, KERMIT! NOT KIRK HAMMETT!!! HOW COULD YOU BE SO G.D. STOOPID?!"

    "Me sorry, Lars...*sigh* Beer good...beer good"

    Kermit steps forward, "Hey guys, I have Dave Mustane's number if you need it..."

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  17. Aaron M. Gipson26 March 2011 at 05:35

    Oh yeah...I forgot...

    Point Kermit!

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  18. The Angry Lurker26 March 2011 at 08:10

    All that long hair, sweat and studs, the noise will blow the frogs legs off.

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  19. Electric Addict26 March 2011 at 08:15

    hell ya METOLL!! ROCK ON!!

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  20. techdelver26 March 2011 at 08:46

    great post

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  21. YellowNiceTechno26 March 2011 at 09:51

    Metoll! Kermit has stayed here long enough

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  22. Merlyy26 March 2011 at 11:25

    METOLL(ica)

    !!

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  23. D22 Zone26 March 2011 at 15:17

    Keep up the great blogging! This is great!

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  24. Christophe26 March 2011 at 17:33

    METOLL!

    Bye bye muppet!

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  25. Anonymous26 March 2011 at 17:56

    Kermit FTW!

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  26. Robert Fünf26 March 2011 at 20:26

    Metallica knows how to Seek And Destroy to Kill'Em All. They will leave Kirmit and the the gang Broken, Beat And Scared, and be Hero(s) Of The Day.

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  27. GodsSin.blogspot.com26 March 2011 at 20:41

    (>.<) \m/

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  28. Biff Tanner26 March 2011 at 22:13

    Kermit!

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  29. Anonymous26 March 2011 at 22:17

    Metoll!
    Kermit´s primitive ears won´t stand heavy metal.

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  30. Voit26 March 2011 at 22:21

    After glorious (or less glorious) victories over opponents so worthy should kermit fall victim to a bunch of longhaired sissies with no sense of fashion? Don't make me laugh.

    Kermit wins.

    (note that I feel entitled to ridicule the metal community since I've been a part of it and still have sympathy towards)

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  31. G27 March 2011 at 00:38

    There's no way Kermit can cope with Metalica playing TenaciousD covers!

    Even though the muppet band strike up a counter tune full of funky sax and improvised drum solos...the sonic resonance of the pounding baseline pulverises the pitiful frog

    Ms Piggy cries on Scooter's shoulder...

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  32. elexerdelex27 March 2011 at 16:12

    PUNK ROCK TRIED TO DESTROY THE METAL, BUT METAL WAS MUCH TO STRONG
    KERMIT TRIED TO DEFILE THE METAL, BUT KERMIT WAS PROVEN WROHOHOHONG!!! yeaah!
    METOL! It comes from HELL!

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  33. Slamcakes27 March 2011 at 21:17

    KERMIT KERMIT KERMIT

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  34. Kyle Shankin27 March 2011 at 22:10

    Kermit!!!!

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  35. Alphabeta28 March 2011 at 10:04

    Woops. Forgot to officially close voting.
    ...like it mattered. ; P

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