Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Round 22 Techno-bus!

Last round, Technology vs. Unicorn was an enthralling competition.
Technology jumped ahead intially and it looked like Lost.in.Idaho might have foresoon Unicron's demise...
Charlie tries to spear tech with his unicorn horn, but he misses the serial port and instead hits the power cord. While tech gets a little seared, Charlie the Unicorn fries. Now, if he had 2 kidneys, he would have survived... but NOOOOOO... he HAD to go to Candy Mountain.... - Lost.in.Idaho 
The battle raged on almost vote for vote - technology consistently in the lead, during which time we had these hilarious comments: 
 
Unicorn: "You cannot defendeth, you cannot attacketh, only a virgin may come near me or touch me. So peeith off!" Technology: "Oh you mean 7/8 of all the people on the internet at any given time?" Technology Wins!  - Aaron M. Gipson
Unicorns are obviously going to win, they will stab technology in a fit of rainbows. -  Kingmush
"Barcode Unicorn" by Lara ´Pookie´ Geltz
 
However, Astronomy Pirate was proven almost correct by the end of the voting and Unicorn came out on top by six votes.
 After Charlie gets fried from his encounter with the power cord, as described by Idaho, something strange begins to happen. Technology rebuilds Charlie. Making him better, faster, stronger. Thus creating the first DRAW in this tourney, UNITECH, the cybernetic unicorn.
- Astronomy Pirate
This leaves us with the dilemma of what to pit Unicorn against. 
A ridiculous battle, but it's too amusing to resist...

Unicorn
Charlie Part 2!


vs.


(I can't believe I just posted this on my blog).


I am guessing that Venga Bus will be trampled into a sheet of tin, but on a site where Halibut beat Engineering anything can happen!


Vote in comments - Venga Bus or Unicorn.

...and don't forget, your witty comments
influence tactics and may feature in the next post.
Posted by Alphabeta at 13:54

37 comments:

  1. duffboi13 April 2011 at 15:48

    Well, technology lost, and I do still like fantasy. And unicorn is fantasy. So I'm going with unicorn on this one.

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  2. Vague Raconteur13 April 2011 at 16:15

    This is absolutely mental... and I couldn't love it more. UNICORN! (and following. :D)

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  3. Vague Raconteur13 April 2011 at 16:21

    Unicorn: "You cannot defeat me. My unicorn rainbows are far too powerful for any bus with awful music."

    Venga Bus: "Look at my side. I already have rainbows. You are powerless. WE LIKE TO PARTY."

    Unicorn: "Wait. What are you doing?"

    Venga Bus: "I've got something to tell you..."

    Unicorn: "Don't do it."

    Venga BusL "TOO LATE, SUCKER. THE VENGA BUS IS COMING! ♫♪♫"

    The unicorn explodes in a fit of awful music and the terrifying Venga Bus is victorious.

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  4. Aaron M. Gipson13 April 2011 at 16:34

    Odin, the Norse god of pretty much everything furrows his noble brow at the author's selection and sends his twin messenger ravens to the North Sea where they call upon two Narwhals. The All Father then gives them the ability to traverse the skies (but not with wings....that's just cheesy). He then orders the unicorn to tie his hooves to the back of each Narwhal like a pair of blubbery Asgardian sky-skis.

    What results is the most epic episode of triple threat flying impalement that has ever been seen my mortal eyes. Pleased, Odin retires to his chambers in Valhalla (where the brave live forever) and has punch and pie with Douglas MacArthur and Achilles...

    Unicorn wins!

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  5. Lost.In.Idaho13 April 2011 at 16:36

    While charlie the unicorn is a worthy opponent, snarkiness can only take you so far.

    The Venga bus has a secret weapon... the old dude from Six Flags.

    http://youtu.be/1PDIBTS_xDQ

    His energy, just baffles Charlie. While charlie is glaring at the old man, trying to think of something witty to say...

    *VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM*

    There goes the Venga bus, running him over and charging towards the W.

    (and dude, your blog isn't g-rated anymore. Look at your followers section to the right. BEWBS!)

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  6. Hardy Pace13 April 2011 at 18:19

    I hope the Unicorn rams his horn repeatedly into the bus and everyone on it.

    Unicorn likes to party motherfucker.

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  7. Erika13 April 2011 at 21:05

    The Venga Bus is comin' and everybody's jumpin'!!

    But Charlie annoys them them to the point where the Venga Bus blows up in a fit of rape!!

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  8. noone13 April 2011 at 21:25

    NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO WHY DID UNICORNS WIN? VENGA BUS FOR REVENGE I SAY! VEENNGAAA BUUUSSSS

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  9. Unknown13 April 2011 at 23:20

    Unicorn...again!!!

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  10. Lemmiwinks14 April 2011 at 00:16

    charrrrrliiiiieeee

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  11. Malkavian14 April 2011 at 02:44

    I HATE THE VENGA BOYS they must die Unicorn defeat them

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  12. Grafted14 April 2011 at 07:14

    I'm going with the Venga Bus, mostly cause of the old dude Lost mentioned

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  13. Wolle14 April 2011 at 09:14

    Unicorn but technology was my favourite

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  14. Jessica Thompson14 April 2011 at 10:09

    Oh man this looks hella fun!

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  15. Zombie14 April 2011 at 14:45

    Robot Unicorn FTW!

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  16. SOMS14 April 2011 at 15:27

    unicorns by 9000

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  17. Lost.In.Idaho14 April 2011 at 15:51

    The unicorn seems to be an unstoppable force. So, instead of campaigning for the Venga bus, I'm going to concentrate more on W.

    W needs to be a worthy opponent... What about 'Dub' himself, George W Bush? hehehe...

    The weeniemobile, from Oscar Meyer?

    The world wide web, as a vengeance for technology?

    Walter, the resurrected halibut? oooooooohhh....

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  18. Jung14 April 2011 at 16:31

    Unicorns are unbeatable. Trust.

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  19. T. Banacek14 April 2011 at 16:43

    Can't we all just get along?

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  20. Living cheap14 April 2011 at 18:13

    charlie! he is craaaaazy!

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  21. Astronomy Pirate14 April 2011 at 20:13

    Are you kidding me, the Unicorn's totally have Venga fever. The beats are so up beat, the unicorns can't help but fart rainbows across the land. They begin to party all the time, constantly dancing to crappy pop techno. Eventually they all die of dehydration and exhaustion.

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  22. Unknown14 April 2011 at 22:30

    i am missing robot unicorn attack here

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  23. GodsSin.blogspot.com14 April 2011 at 22:37

    I vote for the one that has BOOBS!!!!

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  24. Anonymous14 April 2011 at 23:47

    VengaBoys will annoy Unicorns to death!!!!

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  25. Jay15 April 2011 at 01:22

    CHARLIE THE UNICORN!!!

    He's lost his kidney, now he's lost his TV...he has nothing to lose now.

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  26. Moobeat15 April 2011 at 02:19

    unicorn

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  27. Kenzo15 April 2011 at 04:23

    As Erika said, the venga bus blows up in a fit of rape, and rape never wins.

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  28. D415 April 2011 at 04:29

    For the love of music, Charlie, POOP ON THE VENGA BUS!

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  29. taio15 April 2011 at 05:12

    excelent

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  30. Our Blog15 April 2011 at 05:45

    Yeah, the VengaBoys would very easily be destroyed by Fugu Fish. FUUUUGUUUUUU!!!!

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  31. The Angry Lurker15 April 2011 at 07:11

    Venga Bus for the win.

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  32. ­­ wang15 April 2011 at 07:27

    banana in your ear


    following / supporting

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  33. Something Concupiscible15 April 2011 at 13:44

    My vote is for VengaBoys no matter how cute unicorns are.

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  34. Slamcakes15 April 2011 at 14:45

    We like to Party

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  35. Lost.In.Idaho15 April 2011 at 16:44

    Is it too late to vote for halibut?

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  36. Alphabeta15 April 2011 at 16:45

    Voting closed!
    Quite a few of you are twisted and sick enough the vote for Venga Bus. What the heck?!

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  37. Alphabeta15 April 2011 at 17:43

    LOL @Lost.

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