Round 17: Is the keyboard mightier than the sword?

Time for a bit of honesty.
The reason Round 16 has been open so long was in the vain hope that a flood of votes for Pistachio Nuts might appear and Ninja could be toppled from his current run.
But I'll admit it, Ninja is tough. Almost too good for this point in the competition, but we shall strive on regardless.

Ninja


In denim jeans?


vs.


QWERTY


asdfg

Vote Ninja or QWERTY in the comment box below.
(And may I remind you of the requirement of a keyboard to do so. ; P)

Round 16: Nuts

Apologies for the lengthy absence due to technical difficulties.
ABWars HQ has been fully revamped and we're eager to get stuck back in to the battles.

Only Aaron M. Gipson was sophisticated and learned enough to vote for Ontology in Round 15. The rest of you shallow types opted for the admittedly more kick-ass Ninja.

We're going to need something extra special to be shot of this wily combatant.

Ninja

Nnnnnnnyah!

vs.

Pistachio Nuts

'Moreish'

Vote in the comments as usual...

Ninja or Pistachio Nuts

Round 15: Are ninjas an epistemological certainty?

At a solid 2 to 1, Ninja beat Luigi in Round 14.

Time to get abstract all up in this place.

Ninja

Nurrrd

vs.

Ontology

No, YOU!

Vote for Ninja or Ontology in the comments, thanks!